“I'm Justin Barker and I'd like to welcome you to another episode of ‘The apple is loud!’”
The audience applauds crazilly.
“Our contestant is Mike Kang, all the way from New Haven, Connecticut. Hello, Mike Kang. Welcome to the show!”
“Thank you, Justin. I feel weird to be here!”
“Well then, let's start the show. Our game for tonight ispneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. The object of the game is to guide the pear through the maze so that it lands on a number, from0.5 to 99999999. The higher the number, the more points you win. The more points you win, the better the prize. But the catch is, you get only one chance. Are you ready? Here's the pear. Have a go at it!”
The pear drops on the largest number.
“Well, Mike Kang, you just won yourself a brand new Cadilac Escalade! What do you think of that?”
“Well,” says Mike Kang while jumping up and down, “That's great. Except, I'm only 12 years old, so I can't drive it yet. But it will be really cool to be driven to school in it! Thanks!”
The audience applauds. Cut to commercial.
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